...so a few weeks ago my friend MuMu changed his facebook status to, "omg why do i have so many friends on facebook. and not that many in real life. these people arent really my friends. i dont say hi to over 600 people a day... its all a lie lol". aha it was something that got me thinking so i just started saying, to a lot of the people in my friends list that i'm not too familiar with, "hey i'm not too familiar with you, and i hate having people in my friends list that i don't know too well, so i figured why not introduce myself?" or something along those lines. what i didn't know though is that thats sort of a non-intentional pick-up. aha i say this because a few of the girls that i didn't 'REALLY' know 'REALLY, REALLY' knew me then i guess they sort of... got the wrong idea? aha so i was thinking how would you do the pick-up in 'Real Life'? and i've figured it out and it's amazing. aha works about 88%+ of the time if you do it right. as a conversation starter or whatever(typically i start random conversations so this doesn't apply to me, but maybe it can help you). so the scenario is this:
you walk up to a girl/woman/female and say the following, "i'm sorry."
if you do as follows, if the girl hears you, or if the girl is even remotely interested they will most likely laugh/giggle/smirk and ask, "why?".
and you reply with something along the lines of, "because i wasn't clever enough to think of anything that could catch your attention, and i really want to get to know you".
pretty much anyone can continue from there. even spacechimps. aha especially spacechimps.
foolproof.
-q x 3rd.
i was trying to take a nap. these a**holes with a thing for little boys woke me up. do people call the cops on 911 for the ice-cream "men"? afterall, they ARE disturbing the peace.
...so a few weeks ago my friend MuMu changed his facebook status to, "omg why do i have so many friends on facebook. and not that many in real life. these people arent really my friends. i dont say hi to over 600 people a day... its all a lie lol". aha it was something that got me thinking so i just started saying, to a lot of the people in my friends list that i'm not too familiar with, "hey i'm not too familiar with you, and i hate having people in my friends list that i don't know too well, so i figured why not introduce myself?" or something along those lines. what i didn't know though is that thats sort of a non-intentional pick-up. aha i say this because a few of the girls that i didn't 'REALLY' know 'REALLY, REALLY' knew me then i guess they sort of... got the wrong idea? aha so i was thinking how would you do the pick-up in 'Real Life'? and i've figured it out and it's amazing. aha works about 88%+ of the time if you do it right. as a conversation starter or whatever(typically i start random conversations so this doesn't apply to me, but maybe it can help you). so the scenario is this:
well first you graduate, then you go off to college. those are supposed to be everyone in americas dream. but what if college isn't for you just yet? well you HAVE to move out. you don't want to be the guy living in his mom's house forever. it's different for women though. they can stay with their parents until they're 30+y/o and have nothing seen wrong with it. but us guys HAVE to go.
Stole the idea from mitch.
...and she's a bit of a"?". it's a huge possibility that i may never meet her, but there's a small possibility that i will and that makes me happy. with my life being as random as it is, i might find her in a bakery or at a ski resort or something in the future. but until then, "that" girl will be who i'm thinking about.
